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Corey's Crotch

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J00b's Crotch
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Corey's crotch is Love.

The Commandments of the Crotch

I. Thou shalt have no other crotches before me.

II. Thou shalt not make a post unrelated to thy crotch.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy crotch in vain.

IV. Remember the crotch day, to keep it holy.

V. Honour thy father and thy mother, for they have seen thy crotch.

VI. Thou shalt not kick thy crotch.

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless with thy crotch.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal thy crotch.

IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy crotch.

X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's, unless he is j00b and it is thy crotch.

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Corey: j00b